Is that guy naked?

Today is the opening of my art show at Simple Gestures at 5pm. I got out of work at 3:30pm and I decided to surf, no matter what it looked like, to clear my head and get ready. When I got to Crossovers, there wasn't a car in the entire parking lot. Not a good sign for waves. But, I was paddling out no matter what, I said. I had to get back in the ocean. When I walked out onto the beach, I could see no one up and down the beach. Nice. The waves were small, but there was a little peak out to the right that was definitely ridable, and I had it all to myself. I paddled out, and it felt a little chilly at first. Noooo, please, no winter. Even if it cuts the crowd, it is uncomfortable and cuts my time in the water because once I start shivering it is over. I surf for a half hour before I realize it is sorta boring. I catch one in and as I do, I notice someone is walking around on the beach. As I get closer I see it is a guy in his thirties, and whoa ... is he naked? Nah, he must have on a tan speedo, right? Oh, man. Look at that, total frontal nudity. Free shot! I get closer, and I notice he is looking at me. He suddenly turns and goes into the dune path. Nice butt. Then I think, what if he is a weirdo rapist? THERE IS NO ONE ON THE BEACH BUT US. But, he disappears up the path, and when I approach he comes back down putting on his shorts. He is apologizing, saying someone told him this was a nude beach. He said he didn't want to shock me. Oh, I say, so calmly, it's fine, there's no one around and it's probably okay. He apologizes again, and I just smile and say, no problem, it was awesome.